Roughly transcribed subtitle by XXS
Who's there?
Get me the fuck out of here!
The fuck, are you fucking kidding me?!
Get me the fuck out of here!
Hello Jason, you've been placed here because of the way that you've been treating women.
Your arrogance and demeaning behavior is about to be put to the test.
You treat women like objects and your actions on film are not to be accepted by any standard society.
You've done films for years, abusing and degrading women with your perversions for too long.
Today, you will have to make a choice.
The chain that is attached to your genitalia will pull you forward to a certain change in your perversions.
And behind you is a device that will let you feel what your perversions have been inflicting on your bodies in your studio all these years.
The button on the device will stop the pull into the shredder.
And will reverse the chain to back you into your first anal scene.
Make your choice.
The game starts now.
What?
The fuck? Are you insane?
Who the fuck did this?
No! No! Please stop!
People are going to pick up!
No! No! No!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
No!
How bad can it be?
Saw
Saw: A hardcore parody
Maybe you should slow down a little bit. That's like your fifth bowl.
Don't tell me when I've had enough pudding!
I'm sorry.
This case just got my panties up in an uproar, okay?
The scumbags got the whole fucking porn industry scared shitless!
Yeah, we know.
So have you got any other leads other than this guy from MyPornProductions?
You know, this guy's been one step ahead of us the whole time.
You know, that's four murders so far. I haven't gotten any.
Who the fuck are you?
What are you doing in my office?
Get out of here!
You really are a pain in the ass, douche.
And I don't like you.
It's Roosh, not douche!
And when the hell did we start hiring guys with piercings?
Roosh!
Bring me my pudding!
What? What?
Where?
Yeah?
What's the address?
All right, we'll be right down there. All right.
Lynne! We got a live one!
Quick, Lynne! We've got a survivor!
Lynne! Lynne, where are you?
Lynne, we've got a survivor!
Roosh, I'm right here.
Why do you always do that?
I'm sorry, Lynne. I just get excited.
We've been sharing an office for six years now.
All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Come on, we gotta go.
So what's up?
I just got a call from an officer in the valley.
They got another survivor, and this one's still alive.
Come on, let's go!
Quick, Lynne! To the squad car!
Okay, Roosh.
Why don't you let me conduct the interview?
This way I know that we'll get the right information this time.
All right, stop.
Are you still upset about that convenience store murder?
It was not my fault.
Wasn't your fault?
You taped over the store surveillance video
with a clear shot of the perp's face.
What was it again?
Ass Blasters 27?
No, it was Assault on Perineum 13.
God, I love that movie.
Hello, Amber. I'm Detective Lynne Hunts.
I'm Detective Roosh.
We're from Homicide.
We'd like to ask you a few questions if you don't mind.
Okay.
Is Amber your real name or stage name?
Stage name.
I hate my real name.
Look, I do need your real name for the report.
Oh, her truth is Gina.
I can understand why that would be difficult for you.
Well, tell us what happened.
I...
Listen, just take your time now, honey.
Just relax.
Well, I was driving to...
I mean, I can't even imagine how difficult this must be for you,
but please try.
I was in my car, and I...
Just relax, honey.
You'd be surprised how the smallest little detail can help us out in our case.
So just relax and just tell us everything...
Shut up.
Are you done?
Yes.
Like I was saying,
I was driving to my shoot the other day,
and after I parked the car,
I went around to the back to get my bag out.
Well, someone came up behind me
and pushed me into the trunk of my car.
Then they put something over my face,
and I got really, really dizzy.
And the next thing I remember,
I woke up to hide down to this wooden horse
with this guy hanging in front of me.
What the fuck?
What the...
Where am I?
Who the fuck are you?
What the hell's going on?
I don't know.
Okay, okay, okay.
Who the fuck are you?
I...
I don't know. I just woke up here just like you.
What's going on?
I wanna go home.
You're...
You're Anne Marie.
Yeah, and who the fuck are you?
I'm your biggest fan.
You're certainly not my biggest.
I've seen bigger.
What's...
I don't know. I just woke up.
I wanna go home.
Hello, Amber.
You're probably wondering why you're tied down
and have a swinging cock of one of your fans in front of your face.
For years, you have been in the spotlight
flaunting your talents of sex.
That has made the average woman
feel less adequate with her lovers.
The man before you has admired you over the years
so much that his passion for you
has cost him his family and his job.
And now, his life is in your hands.
Your task should be very trivial
of someone of your talents.
Your task is to get your adversary off
with your hands and mouth.
If you do not get him off soon enough,
the device behind you will thrust faster
each minute until it takes your life.
Don't think this is going to be all about pleasure for him.
The collar around his neck
is linked to the device behind you.
For every minute you take,
the collar will tighten up
and cut off his ability to breathe.
Live or die, Amber.
Make your choice.
Like I was saying...
Excuse me, nurse.
We're right in the middle of a very important interrogation.
You like a nice fucking dirty...
You like a nice fucking dirty, don't you?
Nice fucking dirty and wet.
Come on. Come on. No, no, no.
Don't you quit on me.
You fucking clowny.
I'm not making you like me.
Come on. I make you want to fucking cum, right?
I make you want to fucking cum.
Damn it.
Come on. Come on.
Please don't die on me.
Don't fucking quit on me.
I'm your fucking dream girl.
We can do this. We can do this.
Please work with me.
Then I crawled out of there.
And that's the last thing I remember.
Next thing you knew, I woke up here.
In the hospital.
Oh, Rouge.
Are you done?
Uh, yeah.
Unless there's something else you can think of.
To add.
Well, there is one thing I remember
now that I think of it.
when I crawled outside, I looked behind me.
And there was a green door.
And where were you when you saw this door?
You were outside?
It was an exterior door?
Yeah, I was outside, behind the green door.
You get some rest now, Gertrude.
And thank you very much for all your cooperation.
And don't worry.
We'll get this guy.
Honey!
I'm home!
What the fuck is this?
I'm really lonely,
and I need a cock really bad.
Lonely?
Talk about lonely.
I'm on a goddamn desert with a bunch of guys.
And my wife's home, and she's fucking the...
Pool guy.
That's it. We're getting a divorce.
No, please! Don't divorce me.
I need you.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Who wrote this shit? This isn't reality.
That's right, fucking brainiac. It's porn.
I mean, what? You're a 30-something-year-old pool boy?
Why don't we just calm down?
And why don't you give a line like...
You know, you were gone so long,
why don't you just join us?
And that way we can get Tommy in the scene,
and then we can all go home.
So, 30 minutes, hardcore sex,
and we'll call it a day,
and we'll get out of here.
Sweet.
Let's just start it off from right here.
Let's go.
Ready, guys?
And...
Action.
Honey, why don't you join us?
Ah, that's...
That's not a bad idea.
It's a good idea, huh?
All right, pool boy.
We'll just make a little rotisserie out of my wife.
Is your big fat gun there?
It's so scary.
So, Tommy, how long has this been going on?
A couple months.
I will let you slide.
They're so sloppy.
Are you going to crush me?
Yeah?
Oh baby your cock feels so good, I missed it so much, I missed it so much, I don't fuck
this whole guy.
Give it to me.
Alright guys, that was fucking porno magic.
Alright that's a wrap. You guys, everyone else have lunch and...
I had a baby bite, it was burning my face.
Yeah but over there...
Good job guys, good job.
Do you have a bathroom?
Yeah, yeah honey, it's right over there.
Oh, thanks.
You're welcome.
Hello?
Okay, I'm not... Actually, what the hell is this?
Here, you take a look.
Ew!
Yeah, what's that doing in my file?
Did you stick that in there?
I don't know, but I just lost wood.
God, there's gotta be some way you and I can get closer again.
Excuse me?
I mean, um, closer to, uh, getting the sky.
You know, there can't be that many green doors in the industrial parts around here, right?
Well, you'd think.
Humpsy.
Mm-hmm.
Sure thing.
Right away, chief.
That was the chief.
He wants to see us right now.
So, what is this story about this screwball case?
Anything new?
What's happening?
What's up?
Well, we did just interview a local porn star, Amber Rain.
She's the only survivor of this fuck.
She had a mouthful to say, but not much we could use.
No, she did mention something.
She mentioned a green door.
Ring any bells, chief?
What do you mean?
Well, she stated that when she escaped, she looked back,
and she was behind a green door before she passed out.
Well, behind the green door was a movie.
It had nothing to do with that one, actually.
What was that, chief?
Nothing, nothing.
I'm just saying that behind the green door, I have no idea what that means.
Well, I guess we're back at ground one.
All we do know is that all of the victims were in the adult film industry.
So, what do you suggest, chief?
I suggest that one of you goes undercover.
Get it?
Undercover.
Seriously, I'm serious.
You have to go undercover.
I'll tell you why.
Because we got a tip that when Lexi Bell was abducted before she disappeared,
this person saw things.
So, I believe that Lexi Bell is going to be the very next victim.
Okay, are you kidding me, chief?
As what, a porn star?
I can't do that.
Really?
All right.
Rouge.
I'm right on it, chief.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't have to see her shortcomings.
I'm sure you'll make a fine porn star, okay?
You're booked. Get out.
Thanks, chief.
You're welcome.
A ton of dynamite with a two-inch fuse.
I heard that.
Truth hurts.
What happened with you guys used to be such great partners.
To tell you the truth, chief, this case has gotten him so flustered.
I swear, he's taking it so personal.
You just stay on it.
I'm sure he'll come around.
Thank you for the update.
Okay, chief.
Oh, by the way, where was your secretary?
I didn't see her when I came in today.
I sent her down for the old footlong.
She'll be coming very soon.
Okay, chief.
See you later.
Thank you.
It feels really good.
Let me tell you something.
I'm going to need you to come home.
I'll give you some of this in a second.
I love you.
I love you, sweetie.
I love you.
When I was younger, I could do it with one hand.
Yeah, I know you could.
I've known you for a long time.
Can I do it now?
Yes, you can.
Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you.
I'm going to need you to relax.
Enjoy it.
Ready?
Okay.
All the time, you look at me.
I love you.
I love you so much.
Oh, I'm so anxious.
I'm going to check your records.
If you're not talking right now, you can talk to me.
Otherwise, you can talk to Alan.
My two seconds.
That is righteous good.
Keep doing it.
Hug me.
Listen, honey.
You have 20 seconds to make me climax.
You got that?
So you count down from 20.
And on zero, I'm going to pop right in this area right here.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
19, 18, 17, 16, 15.
You can go slower.
18.
We'll pass the math.
12, 11, 10.
7, 6, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Blast off.
Want to taste it?
Right on zero, huh?
Very, very good.
Well, it's because you're so good.
I think you made me the best ever.
Anybody else that's going to be stuck on four?
Okay.
Four.
Three.
Oh, man.
Just take a few more strokes.
Feels so good.
I've got to get back to work.
Trying to get this monster out of the city.
Hello, Lexi.
Your time in this industry has made quite a name for yourself.
The world has watched you grow up from an innocent teen to a beautiful woman.
Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder and comes from inside.
And it takes brains to make it in this world.
Some would say that you left your brains behind when you stepped foot on your first set.
I know.
I was there.
The intelligence that is said to have been lost can only be regained by your task at hand.
The chair that you are sitting in is electrified.
The tray in front of you shows letters of a combination.
It's the technical term to what you call in your business a blowjob.
Put the letters in correct order and spell it out and you will be safe from harm.
You have 60 seconds to find the correct sequence.
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, my God!
My car!
Oh, please!
Please!
No!
Please!
Okay, let me get this straight.
So I come into the room, I talk to the girl, I guess she's going to take down my pants
and then I'm going to take off her top, her bottoms, she strips it off.
Oh, right.
Yes.
For the 15th fucking time.
You say your line, she pulls down your pants, sucks the cock.
Simple as that, man.
Okay.
I just want to get it straight.
Okay.
First time I'm doing this.
All right, people.
Let's do this.
Set points.
Keep your mouth fucking shut this time.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Quiet.
And action.
Hello.
Can I help you?
Yes, ma'am.
I'm from the agency.
Are you with the agency?
That's what I just said.
Yeah.
Just do me a favor, okay, sweetheart?
Precious.
Just read the lines like they're written.
Just read, say the lines, and suck the cock, okay?
Okay.
All right.
How exciting.
All right.
Quiet.
Action.
Whoa.
You have a gigantic cock.
It's bigger than my husband.
Cut.
The fuck is it now?
What?
Is there something wrong?
Because there's nothing wrong from what I can see.
Come on.
Who cuts to this shit?
Come on, honey.
We're all professionals here.
Let's just do the job, okay?
All right.
Quiet.
And action.
Oh my god, oh my god, I didn't know I had that much fluid in my body.
Alright, and cut.
That's a wrap people, good job Stubbs.
Okay, yeah, thanks. I'll call you later.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Look, just because we have sex, it doesn't mean I'm going to give you my phone number or go out to dinner.
No, no, no, no, no. It's nothing like that at all.
Why, do you guys do that a lot in this industry?
No, never. Come on, make it quick.
I heard you were on a set the other day, and you saw something going on outside the studio?
Oh, yeah, I saw Lexi being carried out of the studio.
I just thought that she was being carried out because she was overdoing her scene like she normally does.
But when I noticed that she hadn't updated her Twitter, I think something's wrong.
Why, do you know her?
Well, actually, I'm not tempted.
I'm Detective Bruce from the police.
Oh, fuck. Did I just fuck a cop?
I haven't fucked a cop since the night I got pulled over for being drunk.
Well, I'm sure that was a really good video.
But listen, we've got to talk to you about this girl.
Now, did you see who took her out?
Did you see the car or anything she was put in?
There was a big man, kind of thicker man.
He was like 5'10".
And he got in a little old car.
Right.
That was it.
Did you get the license plate?
No, are you kidding me?
She normally gets carried out of the sets every time.
Okay.
Well, listen, here's my card.
If you think of anything, give me a call.
Okay?
Sure.
Hey, subs.
What's up, my man?
Good job in there, bro.
Good porn.
Have a seat.
She's really sexy.
Yeah, where she lacks in the lines, she makes up for the sex.
So, she's a good kid.
Really great.
I've got a question for you.
I just got a call.
There's a scene tonight.
My normal guy can't show up.
So, it's a little bit, it's super, super hardcore.
And I just want to see if maybe you might be interested.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
You want me to do it?
Yes, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Thank you very much.
Cool, cool.
Yeah, no problem.
It's at 9 o'clock tonight.
I'll text you the address and I'll meet you there later on.
Okay, great.
Good job, man.
Thanks, thanks.
All right, man.
Okay.
See you later.
So, how did your undercover go today?
Pretty good.
They asked me to come back tonight and do another one.
Really?
Oh, and I got a lead.
The girl that I performed with, she saw the girl that's missing being carried out, put in a car and driven off.
Did she at least give you a description of the perp?
Yep, she did.
Great.
What are you working on?
Well, I've been going through the tapes and the files of the previous murders.
For some reason, this one just sticks out in my head.
There's something about this particular one that just, God, doesn't make sense.
What, that his dick's bigger than the others?
No, you asshole.
What's with you and always talking about penises?
You going gay on me?
I'm not gay.
What?
Come on, Lynn.
Don't you remember those two weeks that you spent together on this stakeout on the, uh, what was that, the Salton murders?
Yeah, right.
How could I forget?
You got drunk and passed out almost every single night.
And I fucked you in the ass.
So what's rocking your brain?
In the video of the first murder, I noticed a five-digit number painted on the floor.
I know it must mean something.
I can't figure it out.
I've been rambling my head on it for a while now.
Show me.
Hello, Weapon.
You have been placed here because of your ability to perform the most extreme conditions,
Give it to me x N
making the average man feel less adequate with his spouse.
Today, your skill will be put to the test.
Once the timer has started,
you will need to maintain your erection
for the duration of 40 minutes without ejaculating.
If you stop or lose your heart on,
the device that has been placed inside your body
will rupture and cause you to bleed from within.
Are you adequate enough, Evan?
Awesome, Brittany.
The two of you have been known
to belittle your male partners.
When they have wood issues,
the collars around your neck have an explosive,
which will detonate at the end of the game if you fail.
Time to show what you're all made of,
ladies and gentlemen.
The game starts now.
What? No.
What the fuck is it?
Suck my cock.
What?
No!
Who did this?
Look at me!
Lock it!
Come on, come on.
Get it hard.
Come on, get it hard.
Suck my balls, come on.
Concentrate, like a porno scene, right?
Suck my balls.
Come on, come on.
You see me?
That's it.
Fuck her face with my fucking cock.
Grab it.
Fuck her face.
That's it.
She's against her head.
Grab the cock.
Yes, that's it.
Come on, come on.
Take it, take it.
Yeah, that gives me heart.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, make her fucking take it in her fucking mouth.
Make her take it.
Yes, go hard that guy.
Go fucking hard that guy.
I hate you so much.
Second to save your life.
Second to save your fucking life.
Come on, just stop, suck it.
No, keep going!
No, whatever happens, just stop sucking.
Even if I pass out.
That's it.
That's it, yeah, just that.
Stop.
We have 35 more minutes bitch.
35 more minutes.
This is easy.
We fuck for hours all the time.
Get that fucking enemy.
You have to stay hard!
I don't know what I'm supposed to do!
Here, you get that.
Suck my cock.
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm feeling myself. I just had fucking surgery. You look at me, look at me!
You disappoint me, Ewen.
I thought you can go the distance. let's find out how human you really are.
What's wrong? Stand up.
It's like a fucking die.
No, no, no. Get on, get on. Get on his cock.
Come on.
That's it.
Hold on.
That's good, babe.
That's it.
Now let go.
Let your fucking pussy kiss out of my mouth.
You have to keep it going.
Fuck back up.
We're not moving.
Come on suck it.
Let your fucking life depend on it.
You got to keep it going.
Oh god.
Stop pushing my chest.
Stop.
Are you alright?
What happened to you?
I wouldn't waste much time
wallowing in pain.
If you do not continue in 30 seconds
the next charge will fire.
Are you stars or is it all
just movie magic?
Prove yourself that you deserve the right
to be called a star.
I
am
a
fucking
model star.
Fuck me.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Fuck your pussy.
Get your pussy out of here.
Yeah, get it down there.
Hold on, hold on. So fast. Not so fast.
Ewen, you're fucking cumming. You'll kill us. No!
Game over.
It appears that you are human after all.
I just can't figure out what these numbers mean.
An address?
A combination?
I just don't get it.
Well, maybe it means nothing, or maybe it's just a cluster of victims.
Okay, the first murder, which is this one, and there's three victims.
And the second was the single POV porn producer.
And the third would have been two, but Amber survived.
Yeah, you know, could be.
How about a date?
March 12th, 1953.
Shit, this guy's been ahead of us the whole time.
You know, maybe it's a cop.
You know, could be.
Maybe it's a badge number.
We're gonna have to look into that.
Oh, shit, it's getting late. I gotta get going.
I'm going back undercover to do a scene.
Have fun.
Hello? Hello?
Hey, it's Stubbs Rubenstein. I'm here for the scene.
Hello? Hello?
Hey, I'm here for the scene. Hello?
Hello? Is anybody in here?
Stubbs. Stubbs, is that you?
Stubbs. Stubbs, Stubbs, it's me.
You gotta get over here and help me.
Hello?
Get in here and help me.
Yeah, hey, what's going on here?
Shut the fuck up and just get me out of this fucking thing.
Is this where we're filming?
Would you fuck off and get me out of this thing?
Yeah, sure. What the hell is this all about?
Behind you!
Hey, Chief, I got something.
Chief?
Jesus, Chief.
You really are a pervert.
Damn Mexican porcelain.
Hey, Roosh, it's me. You're not gonna believe this.
I don't believe this, but it's the Chief. He's Screwball.
I have the address and I'm heading there right now.
I'll text it to you.
Make sure you call for backup and I'll meet you there.
You sick fucks, why are we in here?
Tell us, goddammit!
What's happening?
We're fucking trapped.
It's Screwball.
What the fuck do you want from us?
Hello, David.
Today, we are going to play a game.
Your writing ability has lost all character and logic.
You've lost your love for the art of seduction.
It's time to put you in the hot seat.
Your newest find that is sitting next to you
is Detective Roosh, an undercover police officer
that is working on a case to take everything away from you.
That's not true!
He's lying!
Bust a fucking cap in your skull, you scumbag!
Is that true? You're a cop?
Yes, I'm a cop!
But I'm after him, I'm not after you!
I can't fucking believe this, you fucking douchebag!
How could you have done this to me?
Your pretty civilian wife is simply a victim of your doing.
You keep her far away from your work,
not letting her watch the perversion that you film
in fear that she will not accept you for who you really are.
The chair that you are sitting in
will slowly start to heat up to the point of scorching your flesh.
Heidi!
She will stay alive as long as you can direct your wife in your newest film.
The men, along with your wife,
will be subjected to a toxic nerve gas if you refuse.
You will direct your wife in a gangbang scene
that will end with her swallowing all their loads.
That sucks.
If you decide to spare her the sanctity of her marriage vows,
you will have to choose what you love the most
and what you're willing to leave behind.
Baby!
Honey, can you hear me?
Listen, I need you to do something for me.
I need you to... I need you to do something for me.
I'm stuck in this fucking chair and it's gonna fucking burn me alive.
Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
Alright, honey.
Now, listen.
I really, really need you to fucking do this for me.
I need you to fuck every guy that's in that room.
Heidi?
Sorry, baby, you have to. It's the only way.
If I could just reach my utility bill...
Shut up, you fucking asshole.
Honey, you know I love you.
Please, you gotta do this.
If you do this, everything will be okay.
Please.
Okay.
I don't think I can do it.
I'll try.
Grab his cock and put it in you.
Alright, baby.
Alright, just put the cock in you.
Alright, guys, fuck her really good.
I can't do this. I can't do this.
No, you gotta keep directing him.
Keep directing him. Keep fucking...
Alright, go, honey, go.
Grab his cock.
Alright, just fucking get on top of her.
Alright, go, honey, go.
For the love of baby Jesus, fuck her.
Alright, baby.
Alright, just put the cock in you.
Alright, guys, fuck her really good.
I can't do this, man.
You better keep listening to what he says.
Lynn Lynn, can you hear me Lynn?
Roosh what happened? Are you okay? Where are you?
No, no
No
Lynn Lynn, can you hear me Lynn?
No, no
Come out of the light slowly. I
I said come out into the light
Well, I see discovered my little secret, my doll. It appears that detective Roosh will not be joining us today.
Bastard what did you do to him?
Nothing, he didn't deserve. In fact, I did him a favor and made him part of this glorious porn business.
Why are you doing this chief?
You were a part of this business.
A part of the business? I was on top of the business when it meant something.
Now it's not how many times can you fuck, how can you fuck, how many costings,
Cram it to a vagina, how many positions, how many scenes you knock out in one week. That's the business.
I'm doing the world a favor. Have we seen the filth that's come out of this industry. Well, it's lost its passion.
It's lost this artistic attitude of what is and is not hot.
So, that doesn't give you the right to take innocent lives.
Innocent?
who in this business is innocent? There's nobody innocent in this business.
Except maybe Heidi. Look I couldn't let my legacy go down in history.
Watching what I helped to create become this modern-day filth.
The world's gonna thank me someday, Lynn. Lynn, look inside yourself.
You call yourself a filmmaker. For what? flesh-pumping flesh? a story no plot nothing?
That is a climax some young girls eyes?
Where's the art Lynn?
That still doesn't give you the right to do what you've done
Does it give me the right? Of course it does Len. You're a very good detective
Well, you're not that good to be this long to discover this but you're not an innocent casualty either.
And you know what I have to do.
And what's that chief? or should I say...
Hedgehog
Very good detective you are but unfortunately,you're gonna become a skeleton in your own closet.
Open this door.
Don't make me shoot you.
Go ahead and shoot me. There's no bullets in that gun. Come on.
I'm the chief of police.
You think I let you have a loaded gun? I took the bullets out a long time ago!
You fuck chief!
And I know some secrets about you. you're not that innocent.
Hello Lynn
You're here because I made it possible for you to find me
For years, you have been moonlighting as a webcam model, taunting and teasing your customers,
showing them what they can never have.
You make them feel as if they actually have a meaningful relationship with you.
And for that you are the lowest of this whole industry.
The camera in the corner will show all of your customers the final performance of your alternative life as siren tomorrow.
It's 'De Mer'.
You remain here, locked in this cage forever,
Unfortunately, there is no game for you to play in a chance that you will survive.
The world will watch you wither away to nothing.
Game over.
NO!